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TOBY:
Hold up, Jack,
sounds kinda whack,
Whatcha trying to do,
give kids' parent a heart attack?
I think you've gone too far,
Warning kids about their candy?
Who you think you are?
JACK:
Don't make assumptions, Toby,
You might learn something, Toby,
if you knew about conspiracies,
you'd know the government,
is trying to rule our minds,
with candy-consumption, Toby.
TOBY:
Sounds like you're paranoid,
Your argument is null and void.
JACK:
No, I'm telling you, they're watching us,
don't eat the candy Tobuscus,
or else they'll..
TOBY:
OKAY, now I'm annoyed,
There's no anthrax in your Snapple,
No razors in your apple.
JACK:
Oh, you wanna bet?
TOBY:
Yea, sure, I'll take it.
*crunch*
Goddangit!